1) My 200 gig external harddrive is dead. It had my anime collection on it, and it's all gone except a tiny bit of it. It took me years to collect it all and it's gone. Poof. Gone.
2) I had my mail held and I come back to...nothing. A few pieces of crap but none of the packages and crap I was expecting. God knows where they ended up. The only mail I got in the end were a couple bills and a oriental trading catalog.
3) My cell phone wasn't waiting for me when I got back. I called their automatic system and they claim they never received it. I checked my delivery confirmation # and IT says that they received it on the 24th. FUCK.
And a few ceramic boobies are supposed to cheer me up, hmm?
What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.