If you actually believed that subject line, you must have about as much faith in our courts as I do. It really wouldn't have surprised me much if they did give that asshole some sort of cash payout. Luckily, however, reason has won out and he walked away with nothing. Actually, he walked away with less than nothing since he was ordered to pay the court costs of the dry cleaners he was harassing.
Here's the update:
Dry cleaner wins in missing-pants case
WASHINGTON (AP) - A judge on Monday ruled in favor of a dry cleaner that was sued for $54 million over a missing pair of pants in a case that garnered international attention and renewed calls for litigation reform.
District of Columbia Superior Court Judge Judith Bartnoff ruled that the Korean immigrant owners of Custom Cleaners did not violate the city's Consumer Protection Act by failing to live up to Roy L. Pearson's expectations of the "Satisfaction Guaranteed" sign that was once placed in the store window.
"Plaintiff Roy L. Pearson, Jr. takes nothing from the defendants, and defendants Soo Chung, Jin Nam Chung and Ki Y. Chung are awarded the costs of this action against the plaintiff Roy L. Pearson, Jr.," the ruling read.
Pearson, an administrative law judge, originally sought $67 million from the Chungs after he claimed they lost a pair of suit trousers and later tried to return a pair that he said was not his. He arrived at the figure by adding up years of law violations and almost $2 million in common law claims. Pearson later dropped demands for damages related to the pants and focused his claims on signs in the shop, which have since been removed.
Chris Manning, the Chungs' attorney, countered that no reasonable person would interpret the signs to be an unconditional promise of satisfaction.
The two-day trial earlier this month drew a standing-room-only crowd, including many Korean and international media outlets covering the story. It even overshadowed the drunken driving trial of former Mayor Marion Barry.
The Chungs also said the trial had taken an enormous financial and emotional toll on them and exposed them to widespread ridicule.
The law gets more and more fucked up every year. It's gotten so convoluted that it's no longer possible to do anything without a lawyer involved and lawyers are expensive. That certainly wasn't the intent, I'm sure, but it's become such a morass that it almost dosen't matter who wins the case. Even if you're 'in the right' you still lose due to the time, money, and stress of having to defend yourself. Sometimes I think there should be some sort of criminal sanction for filing idiotic lawsuits. This country has more lawyers per capita than any other industrialized nation and they're all out there trying to make a buck by suing anyone and everyone they can. Maybe if we legislate criminal sanctions for the person suing, we should also be able to execute their lawyer.