Spiffy eh? Of course the person whose LJ I read it from on 'Latest Posts' had it originally saying 'I love blowjobs'.
Take a look at this lonely_scars. Ecspecially the first post, which is what I ran through in all its glory when I was scrolling through 'Latest Posts'. Crazy fucker. 'Please be safe', my ass. For some reason my first instinct is to beat the snot out of this person...if I was sure they woudln't like it.