Anyway, I guess if you've slogged through all of that crap and ramble you deserve something with content. Ummm. I still remember reading the garfield book when I was a kid and I think that I still have the book somewhere in my closet at this very moment not 5 feet away. It's amazing how even little snippets of pictures will bring back something you had forgotten about for years. I seem to recall that there was even an animated version of the story because I have this clear image of garfield opening his mouth and candy raining into it.
Aha! Found it. Thank you again youtube. So now you have interesting content with which to entertain yourselves and there can be no complaints.