Woman Drowns In Rain Barrel
SANTA FE, N.M. -- A woman drowned when she apparently tried to retrieve a kitten from a 55-gallon rain barrel at her home southeast of Santa Fe.
Santa Fe County Sheriff Greg Solano said 48-year-old Deborah Hill was found by her husband Sunday afternoon after he returned home from running errands. Solano said the couple had dragged the plastic barrel inside their home because they wanted to thaw ice that had formed in the barrel.
The barrel, which Solano said was tied to a door so it wouldn't tip, was about one-third full of water when the kitten fell in. Solano said Hill apparently was standing on something to reach down for the kitten when she slid in.
Which is exactly what the kitten had planned all along. Just think for a moment how diabolical this murder plot must've been. This woman was killed drowning in a fucking rain barrel! You know how I'm certain that this was a planned and calculated murder? Notice how they make no mention about that the kitten drowned as well. That's right. We all know they would have mentioned the dead cat as a human interest story if it had died as well. No doubt when the husband got home, the kitten was sitting on top of her lifeless corpse, looking pleased with itself. Frankly, now that it has had a taste of murder, I woudln't give the husband the life expectancy of a snowball in Hell. Within a month we'll find that he's died with his head in the oven, no doubt having gone in to 'rescue' the kitten. If I were his relatives, I'd be buying some pretty heavy duty life insurance for the guy. It's a sure bet.