I think I should just tell people it's a sports injury. Or maybe that I did it while lifting the front of a car off an old lady or something. I'm sure no one will buy any of it, but at least it's better than the truth. To boot, I'm sure that the number of 5 year olds I can take down has also dropped proportionally.
Everything else is varying levels of suck too. I just popped some more pills and I figure they'll kick in in a hour or so. Till then, I have some time to kill.