I guess I could always stomp the one I have and return it claiming it was defective. That would net me free return shipping and then I could repurchase the white one and pocket $7. That's just a weee bit too extreme though. Oh well. I guess there's nothing I can do but live with it.
On a sidenote, the uploaded video to google was a lot more low-res than the one I've got on my desktop. It might have something to do with the conversion process it's put through as it uploads. At the moment, I can't think of anything I can do to address that, but if anyone out there has any ideas, let me know. Google video still seems to be the best option, even with the quality drop.