In the darkness the trees are full of starlight (henwy) wrote,
In the darkness the trees are full of starlight
henwy

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Tallywhacker of Doom

It's amazing some of the stuff that's being sold on Amazon nowadays. An errant search led me to a page that's probably going to drill holes in my subconscious for a bit. I figured that there's no reason I should suffer alone so I've decided to share.



Now, is that freakish or am I just a little behind in the times? If you click on the picture, it'll take you to the item page over at Amazon. Only $17 for a pack of 4 and it qualifies for Free Super Saver Shipping. Woooo. Better place your order fast because there are only 5 packages remaining.

Frankly, the damn thing looks pretty darn scary to me, like something out of a horror movie. I wouldn't be surprised if something like this made an appearance in one of the Saw films. God knows I'd freak if I saw someone wearing one of these anywhere near me. Then again, I'd probably freak either way because it'd mean there was some whacky nekkid guy approaching me. So maybe I'm just not the right person to assess this.


If you saw a man wearing this approach you for coitus you would think....

Holy Shit! WTF?! I'm getting the fuck out of here!
4(30.8%)
Oh Baby! That's what Mama likes!
1(7.7%)
Erm, well, how bad could it be?
3(23.1%)
Awwww, how cute. It looks like a little sea urchin!
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Other
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