In the darkness the trees are full of starlight (henwy) wrote,
In the darkness the trees are full of starlight

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Why yes, that IS a dead rat in the other pocket

Carrying around a rat that's been dead for a couple days is one of those things that really make you think. I should have just put him in my pocket and then pulled him out to show random people I met. He was all cold and stiff, but not so stiff that I couldn't have stuffed him into a pocket and perhaps even posed him. Of course, then I had to go lop off his head and schuck the brain out of there. So now it's sitting in a small little jar on my desk, swimming in its own bath of formalin. I wonder if maybe I talk to it, it'll talk back like that steve martin movie. But what are the chances that a rat brain will provide stimulating conversation.

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