In the darkness the trees are full of starlight (henwy) wrote,
In the darkness the trees are full of starlight

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Decisions decisions

I just got this email from this woman who says she's horny and wants me to visit her in Nigeria and I just don't know what to do. I mean, my wang says 'yes, yes' but my loathing for humanity says 'no, no'. Besides, do I really want to visit Nigeria? I mean, I'm sure there is plenty of broadband access since half of the email I receive seems to come from there but what happens if I trek all that way and we're not compatible. I also seem to recall some pretty virulent and nasty shit down there from my old Human Parasitology class. I mean, it might be worth getting a giant infestation of parasitic worms if this were the one and all, but I wouldn't want to play host to a huge wriggling mess of foreign parasites just for nothing. I guess I just can't bring myself to do it. Oh, I know I'll be berating myself in the darkness of the night as I lie here all alone, thinking about what might have been. Alas, if only I had the guts.
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