sickI just downed a few swallows of orange juice after staggering my way to the kitchen. It's probably well past the time for vitamin C to play a positive role, but at this point I'm just clutching at straws.
That said, I want to go on the Michael Phelps diet. Not now, where I don't even want to think about food, but after the plague moves on. I'm sure most of you have seen this, but his diet is absolutely staggering. I was trying to figure out if I could actually eat all of what he does in a day and coming to the sad conclusion that I probably wouldn't make it. Someone reduced it to nothing but Triple Whoppers with cheese and mayo and even then you'd have to eat 8 of them in the course of a day. Though I would save 40 calories since I would have mine without onions. That's pretty insane if you think about it.
Here's his normal daily menu:
Breakfast:
3 fried egg sandwiches with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions, and mayonnaise
2 cups of coffee
a 5 egg omelet
a bowl of grits
3 slices of French toast with powdered sugar
3 chocolate chip pancakes
Lunch:
1 pound enriched pasta with tomato sauce
2 large ham and cheese sandwiches on white bread with mayonnaise
1,000 calories of energy drinks
Dinner:
1 pound of pasta with tomato sauce
6 to 8 slices of pizza
1,000 calories of energy drinks
I'm regularly eaten a pound of pasta in a sitting before and I could probably finish one of these meals in one sitting but there's just no way I could imagine doing it for every meal.
