PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk
WATERBURY, Vt. -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.
"PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow's milk in the food he serves," the statement says.
PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health.
"The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn't make sense," says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. "Everyone knows that 'the breast is best,' so Ben & Jerry's could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk."
The ironic part is the Ben and Jerry are both hippie nutjobs in their own right. It's always amusing when you see those liberal wankers try to cannibalize one of their own. I guess that it's unlikely ol' B&J's will be changing their recipe anytime soon. Still, I must admit I do find the imagine of large breasted women hooked up to milking machines sort of interesting. It reminds me of a sci-fi short story I once read. Mmmmm Boobies.
Oh, and in today's HomoNews, it's a shocker. Clay Aiken _IS_ teh Ghey.
Here is info on that short story I was talking about. It's titled 'In the Barn' and is by Piers Anthony.