Well, okay, since I've rambled on about the image for this long I'm sort of obligated to give you the chance to see it. I'd just like to preface this with saying that I was not looking for porn at the time. In fact, I blame smallvictories for this whole thing. She made a comment in her journal about 'loose lips' sinking ships and, well, it was sort of inevitable after that.
If you think of any good userpic captions or ideas, let me know.
My idea or caption for the image: