In the darkness the trees are full of starlight (henwy) wrote,
In the darkness the trees are full of starlight
henwy

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That time of year again

Right on cue, it just appeared on my friends list for the first time this year. In the next couple of days it will spread like the clap at a swinger's club becoming ubiquitous. The power of bad memes compels me to post it yet again.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, otterzero (-5000 points). In May I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March I pulled over and changed anukat's flat tire (15 points). Last Tuesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4342 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
henwy

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