In the darkness the trees are full of starlight (henwy) wrote,
In the darkness the trees are full of starlight

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I'd happily scoop out my eyes with a rusty melonballer

Oh my God. It's horrible. It's hideous. I can't believe it even exists. It''s...Spaceballs the cartoon. I was just channel flipping and stumbled over it on G4, thinking it was the movie. I didn't deserve this. I'm not saying that I've lead a blameless life, but fucking Hitler didn't deserve this. The show is beyond hideous. The writing is God awful and the animation....oh the animation. The opening theme song along almost caused me to swallow my tongue. Let me see if I can find a copy of it on youtube so I can inflict it on the rest of you.

Alright. You assholes lucked out. I couldn't find anyone who has uploaded a video of the intro. I did however find the official trailer for the show so you're not completely off the hook. As you're watching this and crying out in horror, remember that this is the trailer. That means that it's the best foot forward that the creators could come up with. These scenes are the cream (no pun intended) of the crop.

I know it's hard to believe but the episode I'm actually watching makes the trailer look like high art. It's so horrible it's impossible to turn away. Sort of like seeing a headon collision between a gas truck and a short bus full of midgets dressed like Santa's elves. The horror. Oh, the horror.
Tags: tv club: spaceballs, video

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