Alright. You assholes lucked out. I couldn't find anyone who has uploaded a video of the intro. I did however find the official trailer for the show so you're not completely off the hook. As you're watching this and crying out in horror, remember that this is the trailer. That means that it's the best foot forward that the creators could come up with. These scenes are the cream (no pun intended) of the crop.
I know it's hard to believe but the episode I'm actually watching makes the trailer look like high art. It's so horrible it's impossible to turn away. Sort of like seeing a headon collision between a gas truck and a short bus full of midgets dressed like Santa's elves. The horror. Oh, the horror.