1st Place: Quartzie. First to send me a text message. And as you asked in the message, you win the acknowledge of this entry and the adoration of everyone who reads it.
1st Place: Darken. Who I wasn't aware was even still hanging around and reading this thing sent me a text message too which was spiffy.
As for the rest of you who didn't bother, bite me. Go to hell and roast in the firey pits of damnation.
Phone still spiffy. Still loving it.