I don't remember all the details now but it pretty much starts off with an evil girl who's trying to destroy my life for some reason. I don't recall why but it was something vindictive. I somehow ended up being sexually assaulted while either drugged or asleep and impregnate her. She ends up threatening to tell her parents and get me arrested as a pedophile. I spent a large portion of the dream protesting my innocence and fearing what a Geraldo-esque paternity test would show. It then turned into some sort of giant chase scene cross country but somehow monsters or vampires were introduced.
Just try and beat that.