In the darkness the trees are full of starlight (henwy) wrote,
In the darkness the trees are full of starlight

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The king is dead. Long live the king.

Still reading the blog and it looks like they finally got him. It looks like he lasted a good year and change, which I imagine is probably close to a miracle.

Ultimate Kancho boy had teleported to the other side of the classroom, and with my ass perfectly unguarded he kanchoed me. I had no idea it was coming. I yelped out in surprise, jumping out from behind my teacher. Now, I was exposed to the mob. What happened next I can only describe as a Japanese-Roman orgy of grabbing and poking. I was gang-kanchoed/dick grabbed.

Doesn’t this count as rape in, oh, I don’t know, every other civilized country?

I can’t tell you who got what or what got hit or how many times. I don’t know how many of you have been in a position where 6-7 Japanese boys are grabbing your dick and sticking fingers up your ass simultaneously (show of hands?), but in that situation, you are only aware that you are being violated. I assume they got me good, but I honestly just don’t know. Maybe my mind is blocking it out, and it’ll take years of intensive therapy and thousands of Kleenex tissues to finally dredge it up again.

I wonder how many incidents there have been where this happens to an American teacher and their first instinct of whipping around with a backhand gets the best of them before they can stop themselves.

Holy cow. I just realized something else. No wonder pedophiles want to be teachers in Japan. It's a twisted world where if the wolf gets the right job the sheep will wander up and literally try to stuff themselves down its throat. The entire idea is just so warped and twisted I think it's sending my brain into vaporlock. It's apparently a job where little boys and girls will spend all day trying to stick their fingers up your ass and grab your dick. I mean...good grief. There are probably American pedos crying themselves to sleep each night, broken by the fact they weren't born in Japan.

On a sidenote, I did think the Naruto references were hilarious. I'm not sure it makes it any better but someone trying to grab your junk while calling out anime attack names probably does make it more hilarious for spectators.

Then again, maybe it's just a cultural clash sort of thing. I mean, if everyone tries to stick their fingers up your butt, after a while it probably doesn't seem strange or have a sexual bent to it.

I got my tea, headed back to my desk, and started reading my book. And that’s it, end of story. If this were America…good Lord, man! There’d be lawsuits, counter-suits, counter-counter-suits even! This shit would be on the evening news! “Tonight on Channel 5, instead of teachers molesting students, we now have students molesting teachers! Can we blame video games for this one? Film at 11.” The old farts on CNN Crossfire would be debating the ramifications! I’d have a book deal at least, “Obliterating The Line: The Azrael Story” or something like that. But no no no, not in Japan! In Japan, this is 5th period. The worst part is, even I stopped caring. The last little shred of American sanity was screaming at me, “Dude, that was fucking weird! That boy ain’t right! Do something!” But the rest of my brain, which is slowly but surely being assimilated by Japanese culture, was saying “Oh, ha ha ha! He tried very hard to grab my big black American penis. I admire his “gambatte!” spirit! Now, I must remember to pick up some tentacle rape animated porn on the way home from work, and see if I can’t grope a few high school girls on the train as I go.”
Tags: anime club: naruto, gaijin smash

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